Chinese Collector
What movie best describes Maria of the Far East?
I go with the Karate Kid.
A refuse collector is doing his rounds and notices one house in the street that doesn't have a wheelie-bin outside.
So he goes to the door and knocks. After a few minutes, an old Chinese man comes to the door.
"Where's your bin?" the refuse collector asks.
"I bin upstairs," the Chinese man replies.
"No! Where's your dustbin?" he says.
"I dust bin upstairs havin' a sh!t," the guy says.
"NO! WHERE'S YOUR WHEELIE-BIN?" he continues.
The old man thinks for a minute then says:
"Okay, you got me, I've wheelie bin having a w@nk."
unbreakable?
She is a Liverpool fan isn't she?
lmao
(Just read your joke)
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